"It was an accident of timing."

I had a little fun with the below post, but I know someone's going to want me to take it down tomorrow so read it while it's still there.

Tonight was a terrible night at work. I walked out of there with $10 after spending most of my shift as other people's busers and working a 44 top. Total balls.

Good news though my Easter basket came today. I've been waiting for something cheery and it's finally here. I drove for the mini Cadbury chocolate eggs immediately but with the dietary changes I've been making I could only eat two or three before my stomach started to hurt and I had to put the bag down. I've also gotten around to watching The Romantics. Great casting, excellent story. I've just started worrying that I'm either going to be a Lila, getting my wedding ruined or a Laura, ruining the wedding because I can't let go of the groom. Of course the groom won't have to be Josh Duhamel, but he should be as equally fit and versed as his character Tom. And if I get left outside on the lawn after a night of adulterous sex I will murder someone. But that's years away. 

Maybe too many words for a newspaper ad.

Attention Single Lady Readers (You Know Who You Are):

I have a beautiful friend looking for love. He is tall, dark, and handsome (due to his Israeli heritage) and he is also Jewish. He values his family and friends. He is health conscious and physically active and looking for someone who also values physical fitness and long, strong, healthy lifestyles. He does not smoke ciggs or drink excessively, though he does enjoy his hookah occasionally (again he is Israeli). He loves warm weather, boats, being honest. He is a ball of energy (much like a small child) and is well read, well-movied,  and very educated. He is ten seconds away from being an English teacher and spends spare time reading and writing. He loves Hemingway and Rowling. So if you're interested in these things to please find your way to him, he's waiting.

NOTE: Jewish American Princesses and bitchy girls need not apply.