And Cynthia! too! Can't forget her. The title comes from a text that I got from a friend last night. It's about myself and another friend that I have breakfast with on a sort of regular basis. I laughed for about twenty minutes when I got the text and then I told my "husband" about it. I don't think he thought it was as funny as I did, but he should have because it is hilarious! Plus as much as I love love LOVE my friend I have absolutely no desire to marry him. Maybe cohabitate in a groovy multiple bedroom castle with a moat and some gentle crocodiles, but no marriage for us. Plus I'm still holding out for a proposal from Dan O'Brien.
This is Dan.
Anyways I have been eating for the last fourteen hours and I am full. Too full. It started with dinner last night. Anna and I took Martin to the Llanerch for a late dinner last night and we all overate. It was gross, but so delightful. Martin was on his third dinner because I told him to grab something to eat early in case it we didn't go until ten so he started with a burrito from Q'doba. And then apparently Lisa's roommate made something delicious that he had to get in on and that was his second dinner. We picked up Martin at 8pm for his third dinner where he ordered French onion soup and a meatball sub with a side of fries. He did eat everything though, Anna and I were impressed and we both eat a lot when we go to the Llanerch. Anna's cute because she won't eat when she goes with her boyfriend, but with me and Martin she goes all out. At the end of dinner he promptly announces that he felt pregnant, which I then promptly texted Dr. A and told him to be on the lookout for Martin in case he goes into labor during his presentation. Dr. A thought we were drinking and I had to explain that Martin just ate a lot and had a food baby. So funny.
When I got home I was so full and my hallway smelt disgusting: all warm and ethnic foody with a little rotten mixed in. I had to run to my apartment to keep from vomiting all over the hallway. So gross. It was a great feeling being full because I just got in bed and fell asleep watching Law and Order: SVU. I have gotten was into that show almost to the point where I have to hide under my blankets while I watch it. So sketchy in the world. I almost couldn't wake up this morning from such the excellent sleep, but I had to for my workshop. I decided to go wireless this time and stay in bed for my workshop. Such an excellent choice to do my workshop in my pajamas and just lay in bed listening to my peers talk about my piece and also read HelloGiggles articles too. I'm such a bad multitasker student. It's a good thing I don't use my computer in class.
After workshop I went back to sleep for a little bit but then I overslept and had to rush for Israeli breakfast with Yonni and Cynthia! No Kyle again. Sad face. Israeli breakfast is great because it's light but filling at the same time and has so much more flavor than cereal. He made an excellent vegetable salad with tomatoes, scallions, peppers, cucumbers and seasonings. So delicious and easy to make. I had to eat little by little because I was still so full from last night. I also had some lovely Israeli coffee with some cinnamon and a little orange juice added in. It tasted like spiced orange coffee. AMAZING!
