Attention Single Lady Readers (You Know Who You Are):
I have a beautiful friend looking for love. He is tall, dark, and handsome (due to his Israeli heritage) and he is also Jewish. He values his family and friends. He is health conscious and physically active and looking for someone who also values physical fitness and long, strong, healthy lifestyles. He does not smoke ciggs or drink excessively, though he does enjoy his hookah occasionally (again he is Israeli). He loves warm weather, boats, being honest. He is a ball of energy (much like a small child) and is well read, well-movied, and very educated. He is ten seconds away from being an English teacher and spends spare time reading and writing. He loves Hemingway and Rowling. So if you're interested in these things to please find your way to him, he's waiting.
NOTE: Jewish American Princesses and bitchy girls need not apply.
I have a beautiful friend looking for love. He is tall, dark, and handsome (due to his Israeli heritage) and he is also Jewish. He values his family and friends. He is health conscious and physically active and looking for someone who also values physical fitness and long, strong, healthy lifestyles. He does not smoke ciggs or drink excessively, though he does enjoy his hookah occasionally (again he is Israeli). He loves warm weather, boats, being honest. He is a ball of energy (much like a small child) and is well read, well-movied, and very educated. He is ten seconds away from being an English teacher and spends spare time reading and writing. He loves Hemingway and Rowling. So if you're interested in these things to please find your way to him, he's waiting.
NOTE: Jewish American Princesses and bitchy girls need not apply.
hahahahaha amazing and to the point. Thanks for the shout out; you have lots of very nice things to say about me.
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